Yesterday my girlfriend and I bought a pizza.We ate it in the living room and left the box with some slices left in it on our ottoman.We came back into the bedroom and we heard the box fall on the floor.We went back out to check on it and our weiner dog had a pizza slice in his mouth.He ran under the table and gobbled it up as fast as he could.Then he ran into his crate and his under the blanket because he knew he was in trouble.The End.

hmm i love a girl and she likes a girl.she is lesbian and i love her. she says i should support her. but how can i?so i am helpless.Now i have to compromise just being lke a friend to her

uh everyone died the end

there was a boy who was just for years when his father transfered to a new city.
In that city he found a friend which was a girl.they became fast friend.After three years that girl went to another city. She comes in that city only in summer.That boy wait her whole year to see. They grown up and they did nt talk to each other .Boy love her bt unable to say anything bcoz he dont want hurt his parents and he also dont know that she loves him or not.

there once was a dog... and he was a very happy dog.His owner was known to be very happy as well. They were both very happy together. So happy in fact, that they couldn't contain their happiness to their own home.They ventured out into the world
where they were met with the hostilities of the world. They prevailed... for many years until one day a very bad man. A human, as the dogs called them. A human male
the very bad human male, the man known to his fellows as officer. A vague yet familiar term to the canine family

when i was ten i moved in wif my auntie cuz ma dad chose his girlfreind over me

hmmm.... just watch donnie darko, best story out there

ok...once there was a boy.. his name was peter and .... ok i suck at it....

i had sex for the first time today (i know TMI)